A conversation with unix shell

Some cool csh commands.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love.
Stop.

% got a light?
No match.

% sleep with me
bad character

% man: Why did you get a divorce?
man: Too many arguments.

% make sense
Make: Don't know how to make sense.
Stop.

% make bottle.open
Make: Don't know how to make bottle open.
Stop.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

% date me
You are not superuser: date not set Sun Apr 27 22:53:37 EETDST 2008

% %Vice-President
%Vice-President: No such job.

% who is my match?
No match.